Fall down se7en times, stand up ei8ht.

frustgaytion: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:26:35 -0400

frustgaytion:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:25:59 -0400

koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*

whoa

wizyoshi: My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove....

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:25:49 -0400

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

sugarvenom-xo: theblackeagleofthenorth: lifeorwhateveryoucallit...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:24:43 -0400

sugarvenom-xo:

theblackeagleofthenorth:

lifeorwhateveryoucallit:

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months

YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.

omg yas

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:21:11 -0400

alainawho: shaniquadontplay: catswithbenefits: “those damn...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:20:17 -0400

alainawho:

shaniquadontplay:

catswithbenefits:

“those damn lemon stealing whores”

omfg is that james deen

OMG HAHAHA “FUNNIEST PORN INTRO EVER”

“HEY! WHAT THE FUCK”

one of my FAVORITE music videos ever

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:37:00 -0400

one of my FAVORITE music videos ever

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:36:03 -0400

meme4u: http://memeblock.com/

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:35:32 -0400

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

spicy-vagina-tacos: myrtlewilson: brucelightyear: thelandofwtf...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:34:50 -0400

spicy-vagina-tacos:

myrtlewilson:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it. Kill it with fire.

#feed me seymour

NO I AM SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING PICTURE

OKAY

SO I HAD SEEN THIS GODDAMNED PICTURE AT LEAST 12 TIMES ALREADY AND IT ALWAYS LOOKED SO FUCKING ERRILY FAMILIAR AND I COULD NAWT FOR THE LIFE PF ME FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK IT REMINDED ME OF

AND EACH TIME I SAW THIS PICTURE I SAT THERE FOR FIVE MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

AND THEN TODAY IT FUCKING HIT ME

THIS FUCKING GUY

GOODBYE

An open baseline jam. A block. A season. No more. Weep with me.

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:01:23 -0400

fuckyeanba:

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:49:26 -0400

jambruh: DMX LMao this nigga said drake I can’t.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:42:10 -0400

jambruh:

DMX LMao this nigga said drake I can’t.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:40:21 -0400

bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:40:07 -0400

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

I built him, I take care of him. I’ll fix him.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:39:58 -0400

I built him, I take care of him. I’ll fix him.

iamjamesmatthew: Kanye

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:38:25 -0400

iamjamesmatthew:

Kanye

d0wntime: KW.SNL

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:36:18 -0400

d0wntime:

KW.SNL

trisarahdactyl: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:35:00 -0400

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

best-of-funny: the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:33:39 -0400

best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system